I was born in palo alto ca. till they literaly kicked my ass out of the hospital, moved to portland oregon where they just my kicked my ass. School sucked, I was ugly I only had 2 friends, Randy who was a self loved egotistalce SOB, extremly vain and got all the girls because of it. Troy who I still to this day miss the most, turned out to be gay.
 Portland is always cold, I froze everything off, my balls where ice cubes and my shankmeister still never grew past the outskirts of my zipper.  I was still a virgin at 17.
I loved pot, but hated alcohol and because of this my freinds made me drink till I puked all over myself, yes life was good.
At 15 moved to San Jose Ca. and actualy got a personality, Learned to be funny, outragious and annoy people, great traits to
posses.   so with this I had 2 choices, be an asshole or a
actor/comedian, god help us all.
I got into theater, comercials and a few movies, worked on a comedy variety tv show doing skits such as "man on the can"  where I crawled out of a home made outhouse, poking my head out of the toilet seat and climbing out to sit on the can reading veiwer gripe mail about social society matters. for the past 8 years I am the performance director for Gyro's haunted house.  I hire, train and oversee the run of over fifty actors to scare the crap out of anyone who dares to enter our asylum.
Theirs more but I'm even boring my self at this point.
talk to ya soon. zergog.